Here's your prompt:
Write a funny exchange with or about a vampire.
Some inspiration below:



A little, sneak-preview, if anyone's interested, in my novella. Still waiting for the cover as patiently as I can. (The artist isn't late or anything; I've been going crazy since I placed the order.)
So, I tried my hand at writing my own translation of one of my favorite passages in the Bible.
1 The words of the Preacher, son of David, King in Jerusalem.
2 Vanity of vanities, says the Preacher. Vanity of vanities; the whole is vain.
3 What is left over for man in all his toil in which he toils under the sun?
4 A generation comes and a generation goes; but the earth remains forever.
5 And the sun rises, and the sun goes [down]; And to his place, there he strives to rise.
6 Going to the South, returning to the North—turning, turning, the wind goes; And over its turning, the wind returns.
7 All the rivers run into the sea, but the sea is not full.
[From] the place where the rivers run, there they return to run.
8 All these words are tiresome. Man cannot utter [it].
The eye is not satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled by hearing.
9 That which is is that which will be, and that which is done is that which will be done; and there is nothing wholly new under the sun.
10 Where is...
How are the WIPs going?
I actually got a good chunk done on my dragon story. All it took was being sick for three days. Over those three days, I slept, a lot. On the third day, feeling better but not going into work, I sat at my computer for hours, hardly writing at all. Just staring at the document. Then, after many false starts, the dam broke. The words finally poured out of me.
I am beginning to fear that I cannot do my job and write. It's not so much that the job itself gets in the way of the writing, but it does get in the way of my sleep. If I can't sleep, then I can't write, it seems. It's infuriating; even if, on paper, I have enough time to sleep, I lie in bed awake for so many hours that that eight hours of sleep becomes six, and I often wake up throughout those six hours.
No, while I was sick, I was able to sleep when my body wanted to sleep, and I slept well; my mind grew clear. Now that I'm back on my work schedule, no amount of caffeine seems able to break me from this ...
How are the WIPs going?
I got a little work done on mine; it felt great to be writing, but when I checked the actual word count, it wasn't very much. I've been in a real slump lately, and I hate it.
I thought, since I've been having so much trouble with the writing part of writing, I'd take some time to work on an outline I've been wanting to finish for a fantasy story. Again, it felt great to be working on that project again, but I didn't really move the needle at all.
As I prepare to self-publish Post Mortem and consider how I want to publish my Ogre story next year, at least part I, I keep wondering if I can keep up and have a book ready to self-publish every year or not. I have enough ideas, just not enough time.
God help me. Hope your writing is going better than mine.
How are the WIPs going?
I got a little more done on mine. It is not going well, per se, but it is going, inch by slow inch. I really was battling myself this last week. For some reason, writing was the last thing I wanted to do. As I have been going through sleep therapy, I have been weighed down by a terrible grogginess that makes it hard to focus. I'll write something, but when I come back to edit, I find complete nonsense, a jumble of words that once meant something.
I hope your writing is going better than mine.
How are the WIPs going?
I have, over the past few weeks, been working on a pair of short stories I hope to submit to a horror podcast, The Other Stories. They want cosmic horror. On a day off, I wrote one in a single sitting, but felt there was another story there. When I saw that authors were allowed to contribute two stories per theme, I thought I would bide my time and see if I could write the other, more ethereal story that I sensed was there.
Now that I have written this second story, at least the better part of it—it wants a stronger ending—I feel there is still more to be written. A series of these short stories might make an interesting read, perhaps even amount to a novella. Who knows? However, now and again, as regards my posts here, I sometimes think it would be a good idea to share some of my own writing/outlining methods.
One of the things I do when I see a project developing like this is to ascertain what patterns are showing themselves. Very often, when I'm writing poetry, there is some line or couplet that appears to me, and the rest of the poem pours out of that initial inspiration. I study what I have been given and ask myself: What are the patterns inherent in this and where is it going?
So, if I were to do that with this pair of stories I find a few patterns/themes:
Anyway, That's just a quick riff. I don't always write these things out; often, I just think them through. The next question would be where the meta story is going, that is, what is its endpoint/cathartic moment. Now, I have one hint as to the next step, to follow the doctor character, who seems somewhat suspicious, and also to fill in the Chesterton pattern. As such, two more stories appear, one following the doctor and one following Jasper.
So, that's just a little insight into how my thinking process works. I don't know if I'll pursue this possible story or not. Either way, let me know what you think, what you're working on, and what your writing process looks like.
Keep writing.
After my disappointment with The Lovecraft Investigations, I thought it would be a good idea to write our own Lovecraft inspired work.
I saw an interesting question posed on twitter: Would you write an entire book series and not publish a single book until it's all done? Now, that is precisely what I've been doing, or, perhaps I should say, what I've been planning. Right now, I've somewhat given up on traditional publishing, partially as it seems like traditional publishers want me to do the marketing as well as the writing, and partially because it seems like most forms I fill out ask me how well I've self-published my own work so far.
So, I started to consider whether to self-publish the book I have written, and it seemed to me that since I had already organized it into three major sections, each about the length of a short novel, it would make sense to self-publish it in those organic pieces. As my original outline extended beyond this book, I figured I ought to finish writing to the end of my outline. That should make a fourth part. Furthermore, when I finished that outline, I jotted down a few notes for a continuation of the story. I've been working on a new outline, off and on (mostly off), and hope to finish it and add it to this possible series, thereby reaching a total of either five or six parts.
Now, why do I want to chop up my story like this? For one, I think these breaks in the story make sense. Also, one piece of advice I've heard about self-publishing is to keep a steady flow of work coming out. So, before I self-publish, I want have a ready well of titles to publish at regular intervals. My overarching plan is to, over the next two to three years, get ten titles ready, half or so consisting of this series and the other half based on a few short outlines I've jotted down here and there throughout the years. Then, take the leap and self-publish.