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Writing Prompt: Funny Vampire
November 08, 2022
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Here's your prompt: 

Write a funny exchange with or about a vampire.

 

Some inspiration below:

 

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The Right Hand of Doom by Robert E. Howard

A little something to enjoy before Halloween.

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April 22, 2022
קהלת | Ecclesiastes 1:1-11

So, I tried my hand at writing my own translation of one of my favorite passages in the Bible.

1 The words of the Preacher, son of David, King in Jerusalem.
2 Vanity of vanities, says the Preacher. Vanity of vanities; the whole is vain.
3 What is left over for man in all his toil in which he toils under the sun?
4 A generation comes and a generation goes; but the earth remains forever.
5 And the sun rises, and the sun goes [down]; And to his place, there he strives to rise.
6 Going to the South, returning to the North—turning, turning, the wind goes; And over its turning, the wind returns.
7 All the rivers run into the sea, but the sea is not full.
[From] the place where the rivers run, there they return to run.
8 All these words are tiresome. Man cannot utter [it].
The eye is not satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled by hearing.
9 That which is is that which will be, and that which is done is that which will be done; and there is nothing wholly new under the sun.
10 Where is...

קהלת | Ecclesiastes 1:1-11
April 15, 2022
The Wind and the Trees

More Chesterton today. Another short one. Please enjoy.

The Wind and the Trees
Round 2

How are the WIPs going?

Over the last week, I have been going through the edits I got back on my novella. It's a rather grueling process. A wheat and chaff metaphor comes to mind. I received some very good feedback, and some that didn't quite hit the mark. I just got another edit back which I am excited for. "…But in the multitude of counselors there is safety."

After I go through his edits, I'm going to have to focus less on the story and grammatical side and start to get ready for cover art and layout. I'm flying blind. It's a whole new world for me. Hopefully, things will work out.

  • How do you treat edits? Gospel or merely suggestion?
  • What do you look for in a book cover?
  • Do you have any work you're getting ready to publish? Let me know about it.
Homophone-bia

How are the WIPs going?

I just got back an edit on my vampire novella this morning. Glancing over the pages, I see that my editor caught a homophone disaster of mine. The thing is, I didn't even know that the other word existed. I meant to write "tailor" as in someone who sews (more homophones!) without reaping, but wrote "tailer" as in a dick tailing a suspect. Thank God for editors.

  • Have you ever messed up a homophone?
  • What are some stupid grammatical mistakes someone else had to catch for you?
  • What are you working on? Let me know.
Editing

How are the WIPs going?

I've shifted gears this last week. There's a novella I wrote a while back, and I'm going to try to self-publish it. That entails editing, which I have been doing in spades. It also entails getting a book cover and a whole slew of expenses.

  • Have you self-published any of your work?
  • Where did you go for book covers and formatting?
  • How are your WIPs going? Are you in the editing phase?

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October 24, 2023
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Writing Prompt: Lovecraft

After my disappointment with The Lovecraft Investigations, I thought it would be a good idea to write our own Lovecraft inspired work.

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August 07, 2023
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My (Insane?) Plans

I saw an interesting question posed on twitter: Would you write an entire book series and not publish a single book until it's all done? Now, that is precisely what I've been doing, or, perhaps I should say, what I've been planning. Right now, I've somewhat given up on traditional publishing, partially as it seems like traditional publishers want me to do the marketing as well as the writing, and partially because it seems like most forms I fill out ask me how well I've self-published my own work so far.

 

So, I started to consider whether to self-publish the book I have written, and it seemed to me that since I had already organized it into three major sections, each about the length of a short novel, it would make sense to self-publish it in those organic pieces. As my original outline extended beyond this book, I figured I ought to finish writing to the end of my outline. That should make a fourth part. Furthermore, when I finished that outline, I jotted down a few notes for a continuation of the story. I've been working on a new outline, off and on (mostly off), and hope to finish it and add it to this possible series, thereby reaching a total of either five or six parts.

 

Now, why do I want to chop up my story like this? For one, I think these breaks in the story make sense. Also, one piece of advice I've heard about self-publishing is to keep a steady flow of work coming out. So, before I self-publish, I want have a ready well of titles to publish at regular intervals. My overarching plan is to, over the next two to three years, get ten titles ready, half or so consisting of this series and the other half based on a few short outlines I've jotted down here and there throughout the years. Then, take the leap and self-publish.

 

  • Am I being stupid?
  • Would you try something like this?
  • Have you written any series?
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July 10, 2023
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Why Write

I was listening to a video talking about harnessing creativity. It didn't say much that hasn't been said before, but it did get me thinking about my own reasons for writing. It is, in a sense, a bit of a mystery: I can tell you I write because I want to tell stories and because I love books and language, but why do I want to tell stories? Why do I love books? Why do I find language such a captivating subject?

 

The question was, "What did the first frog say?" And the answer was, "Lord, how you made me jump!"
~Chesterton

 

The stories are just there. They pester me. They want time and thought and form, and it's my great joy in life to give it to them. A story appears and demands my attention, and it just so happens that that is what I love to do. I find no answer beyond my own actions; I simply do it.

 

Books, at least the written word, are my medium, and I can hardly put into words the way printed words make me feel. If I ever won the lottery, I would probably convert my whole house into a library. Here there is some explanation: Certain associations from childhood may have molded this love, but I can remember some fairly bitter experiences here as well as good, in fact some of my earliest encounters with books made me swear I'd never read anything ever again; it was only in my later childhood that I learned to love to read.

 

But just as the stories I tell come to me seemingly from out of the æther, and just as my love of those stories is something that merely is, so I find another love, an unexplainable delight in language itself. Every tidbit of etymology is my treasure, every quirk of grammar my delight. It is a struggle, the work can even become drudgery at times, and yet I can't escape.

 

I don't know why I write; I just know I do.

 

  • Why do you write?
  • When did you start writing?
  • What was the first thing that made you say, "I'm going to be a writer"?
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